Two days ago I received an electronic mail that said the following:
International Online British Co-ordinators
REF NO:UK/776090X2/23
TICKET NO:8603775966738
BATCH NO:013/06/8394369
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the uklottery draw of the Lottery International programs held in the UK on November 20th, 2006.Your email address was attached to these lucky winning numbers below:3 21 29 35 38 45 46
You have therefore been approved to claim total sum of £1,500,000(One Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling payout in Us dollars;2,776,646.55 in cash credited to file ktu/9023118308/03.All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.This is an end of year promotional draw in which there were no tickets sold,Contact Agent.
Mr.David Rex
Email:Sirdavidrex@hotmail.co.uk
Sincerely
Amanda Collins
International Program Online Co-ordinator
I was naturally suspicious, thinking that it was perhaps a prankster playing upon my well-known good nature. Nonetheless I responded, explaing how my good wife (as many of you will already know) has been suffering badly in recent years from what I shall describe here politely as “aches and pains”.
As I replied to the no doubt shapely Miss Collins: how glad I am to be the recipient of such luck! What a change it will make in both my, and my lovely Domina’s, fortunes!
Today I received a second letter indicating that this was no joke at all, but a serious offer of riches. This letter came directly from Mister (or perhaps even Sir) David Rex himself, who told me that he works at UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, 41 Wigmore Street, London W1U 1PJ, United Kingdom. With this simple revelation he reassured me that he was, as the English are so fond of saying, “on the level”.
He asked me to fill in a simple form informing him of a surprising amount of my personal details, and to state whether I would be prepared to go to London to receive my prize or would prefer to have it sent to my bank by courier. Naturally I chose to fly to London. It will be at my own expense, I accept that; but that expense shall come from my winnings, so it is really, my friends, no expense at all.
I am excited beyond measure. The next time I write to you, my loyal chums (if I may call you that) will be from the historical capital of iniquity - London itself.
We do indeed live in marvellous times